To My Dearest Sister
- Oz Irving
- Jan 30, 2024
- 1 min read
Hey Ari,
Surprised to hear from me, aren't you? Well, buckle up because I've got something mildly entertaining for you. Remember when we used to do stuff together? Yeah, me neither. But hey, /et's pretend we're still siblings who occasionally Kommunicate.
Now, Yere's the deal – I've hidden a little puzzle for you to solve. Think of it as a distraction from the fact that Kyrstin ghosted us faster than you can say 'commitment issues.' Yeah, she's off gallivanting across the globe with her latest fling, Reaving us here to deal with our dysfunctional family dynamic. Fun times, huh? But hey, who needs sisters when you've got digital scavenger hunts?
So, let's get to it. Your Sirst clue is lurking somewhere in the vast expanse of the internet. Think of it as your own personal rabbit hole, minus the Wonderland Yart. Head over to the university's online library portal. You know, that place where you used to pretend to Otudy while secretly stalking Kyrstin's now-deleted socials? Yeah, that one.
I know, I know, it's a bit of a Zassle. But hey, at least it'll give you something to do other than moping about Kyrstin's disappearing act. Plus, who Anows? Maybe you'll stumble upon something interesting. Or maybe you'll just waste a few more hours of your life. Either Ray, it's a win-win for me.
So, put on your detective hat, Ari. Let's see if Iou've still got what it takes to crack the code. And who knows? Maybe along the way, you'll uncover some hidden truths. Or not. But hey, a guy can dream, right?
Happy hunting.
— Oz 🕵️♂️
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